Web Developer’s doubling as SEO experts tend to be full of themselves. SEO is a full time job and is ever changing. I have dabbled in SEO and it just does not work as a part time on the side job. It’s almost, if not impossible, to run successful SEO and be a full time […]
Read more »Guilty. I hate IE7 and I hate the things it does to my CSS. However, we recently got the go ahead to stop supporting it so I no longer have to suffer through the terror that is IE7. But lets be honest, you’ve claimed on more than one occassion you tested in IE7 or earlier […]
Read more »As a developer you know the implications that come with working with a tester and a QA department. They are great people and are very intelligent but you are bound to disagree on the simplest things sometime.
Read more »Seo…is an evil mistress. Everyone definitely has their own views on this but I feel the last square is accurate. Doing SEO basically means bowing down to Google and hoping for the best because at anytime they can make the smallest tweak to the search algorithm and that all goes out the window.
Read more »Write Shitty Code Blame Old Developer In Comments. Every developer I have ever met has done this at some point in time. Whether is adding in a quick little hotfix in between the old code or have a whole new method and blame it on someone else. It’s not the right way, but lets be […]
Read more »Web Designers are almost extinct in the sense that now a days sites are so complex its all app based architecture. It seems to be that the need for a simple basic couple page site is all but news up the past and now all sites have some sort of user system and extensive functionality. […]
Read more »I use to see this happen so after it would drive you insane. It would be a major problem causing some down time and so the solution always was raise the timeout! Never was it to look at what was causing the sql to timeout, it was always well raise the timeout shove out the […]
Read more »I am an iPhone owner and I am guilty of this. I won’t use Siri in public. I don’t need random strangers looking at me and listening to whatever I am trying to accomplish with Siri. I love the technology and the thought behind it, but until it becomes more accepted in society and not […]
Read more »I Don’t Test My Code Until But When I do Its In Production. There is always that one guy that lets his code slip right on by or makes changes that are part of the scope and ends up screwing the on call developer for that day. Which I found this developer meme to be […]
Read more »I will have to admit I had to read this twice before I got it…embarrassing I know. Poor spiders do not get any credit for being the real web developers. User submissions welcome. Email: admin@developermemes.com
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