Write Shitty Code Blame Old Developer In Comments. Every developer I have ever met has done this at some point in time. Whether is adding in a quick little hotfix in between the old code or have a whole new method and blame it on someone else. It’s not the right way, but lets be […]
Read more »Web Designers are almost extinct in the sense that now a days sites are so complex its all app based architecture. It seems to be that the need for a simple basic couple page site is all but news up the past and now all sites have some sort of user system and extensive functionality. […]
Read more »I use to see this happen so after it would drive you insane. It would be a major problem causing some down time and so the solution always was raise the timeout! Never was it to look at what was causing the sql to timeout, it was always well raise the timeout shove out the […]
Read more »I Don’t Test My Code Until But When I do Its In Production. There is always that one guy that lets his code slip right on by or makes changes that are part of the scope and ends up screwing the on call developer for that day. Which I found this developer meme to be […]
Read more »I will have to admit I had to read this twice before I got it…embarrassing I know. Poor spiders do not get any credit for being the real web developers. User submissions welcome. Email: admin@developermemes.com
Read more »This doesn’t require words. All my friends think the same thing, and well it’s true. The life of a web developer is pretty much exactly what you think it would be. User submissions welcome. Email: admin@developermemes.com
Read more »So this was interesting me when my first job as a .Net developer did not unit test any application they pushed out. There was not one unit test. Once I moved jobs, the new place was 100% code coverage and everything needed to be unit tested. So my first project got smacked right back with […]
Read more »If you are a web developer, then you know the headaches that Internet Explorer causes in UI developement. Its the love for developing in Chrome or even Firefox and then switching to IE and having days of tweaks to get it to work because your company thinks we still have to support Internet Explorer 7. […]
Read more »I never get tired of seeing the creativity in these memes. Today we got a Tech Support and a Web Developer what people think I do meme. User submissions welcome. Email: admin@developermemes.com
Read more »There is always that one person on the call that is either on QA or a BA that loves to agree to features and throw out ideas like it can be done over night. Simple right? I will just whip a 1 week long feature in a day, no big deal. Having a team that […]
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