Think Like A Programmer
The right mind set is key to being a programmer. Efficiency is key, never take the long way, always make sure you code effectively and efficiently. User submissions welcome. Email: admin@developermemes.com
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Programmer Girlfriend
This one made me laugh, nothing like a programmers’ girlfriend meme for a long Tuesday. Have a programmer girlfriend? User submissions welcome. Email: admin@developermemes.com
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Tactical Facepalm
Remember that one time when the new guy wiped out a database by doing a delete without a where clause? Yeah, that happens. For that, you get a tactical facepalm for your failure to handle operations successfully. User submissions welcome. Email: admin@developermemes.com
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Third Party Api Facepalm
Maybe not just for API’s but this third party facepalm is one that I wish I could send to the third party API’s I have had to work with. Whether is them bringing down the API for maintenance with no notice, changing the location of the API, and end of life the API with little […]
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The Facepalm
I had not heard of a facepalm until my first .net development job. I checked in a change that broke the build and before I even knew what happened the other developers were flooding my desk with facepalms. It wasn’t long until I got to start dishing them out but let me tell you I […]
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Support All Scenarios Including Mobile
With the smartphone industry taking over it is impossible not to support every platform but also a huge challenge to actually support all platforms and scenarios. That is my favorite expectation from above, that it needs to look, work, flow exactly the same no matter what environment your site or app is running on. I […]
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EULA Sorcery
Ever actually read the End User License Agreement? I am not sure anyone that truly reads its. I like the jokes where you agree to give up your first born child and random items. Silly. I have always wanted to write my own and include some of the most asinine things just to see if I get […]
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Nerd Pick Up Lines
So called “Nerds” are notoriously thought of to have a hard time picking up a lady. Maybe these will help?? Baby you turn my floppy disk…into a hard drive. It’s not the length of the vector that counts…it’s how you apply the force. You must be the square root of two..’cause I feel irrational around […]
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Bugs in Production
No one ever likes finding a bug that they missed in their Production environment. However, the more important issue, is to be able to fix and push a hot fix out in a timely manner. Adapt and overcome. User submissions welcome. Email: admin@developermemes.com
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A Programmers First Thought
I remember way back in the day I started with php and wrote my first “Hello World” page. It was like magic to see what magic become a web page. Everybody has a first time. User submissions welcome. Email: admin@developermemes.com
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